Introduction[]
Ji-Chamba Joestar, later known simply as Gi-chamba, was an extremely talented Warrior King who hails from Wakanda, a sparse and nearly uninhabitable desert continent. His life's goal was to cultivate and strengthen his bloodline. Gi-chamba continued a warpath of annexing key territories and impregnating their royal females for over 50 years, a strategy now known as Procreate and Decimate.
His legacy lives on, in the Stepbrothers of Gi-chamba.
Appearance[]
An absolute unit. Truly a magnificent lad.
Gi-chamba stood at 7 feet tall, and weighed as much as a small elephant, although he was very light on his feet.
He wore dreadlocks, and he made a lock of hair for each man he killed in battle. At the end of his hairs, he would also tie a tooth or claw from each beast he had killed with his bare hands.
History[]
Gi-chamba's parentage is shrouded in legend.
Much of his life story has become indistinguishable from his legend. Stories about him include:
- Does not approve of horse-riding
- Twelve inch cock soft and a grower
- Was part of the assassins order
- For every concubine there was 2 more sex slaves
- In one battle he held off the enemy single-handedly as his men retreated then slaughtered his men for retreating
- Was truly ever only loyal to one woman, his momma bear
- Gi - chamba 3064 colorized the battle of the saume
- His followers are called “The Gi-Cha”
- During his time with the order he prevented 3 different worldwide genocidal attacks but no one would ever know
- Discovered iron
- Invented the first turn -1 KO in yugioh
- Unconfirmed reincarnation of jesus of nazareth
- Prefers Maltesers over Whoppers
- Personally erased all forms of PopTarts in existence
- Proved christianity was a farce then proved it was true
- Constantly told stories of the before war but know one knew what the before war was or when it was but Gi-chamba fought in it and he won
- His personal companion was a Dire-Lion, which he defeated in single combat and proceeded to claim as his own, and rode into combat
- Agnostic
- Could do thirty cock pushups in one breath
- The CIS were the good guys
In the year 3071 SCU (confirm?) Gi-chamba battled the Holy Lyconian Empire. He summoned the Stepbrothers of Gi-chamba to his aid, and they defeated the enemy. However, at the end of the battle, the enemy released the demon god Nostrix. Gi-chamba attacked the god with his bare hands, forcing her back into the portal she had been summoned from.
During his time inside of the shadow realm, he wed Nostrix herself and spent 2,900 years in orgasmic bliss. He was freed from the shadow realm by Ji-chamba Janestar to help in the battle against the Eldair. During the battle, Nostrix betrayed Gi-chamba. In a fit of rage, Gi-chamba broke the moon in half and threw it at Nostrix and the Eldair, creating a new landmass near St. Karia. He then returned to the mortal realm to check on the Stepbrothers of Gi-chamba.
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Motivation[]
Gi-chamba lived only to dominate the earth with his bloodline. A true warrior god, he lived for his children and his momma.
Weapons, Additional Skills, and Features[]
Wielded an axe with a curved head at both ends.
He used guerrilla and horse-oriented tactics to become a successful warlord
Trivia[]
- Legend states that Gi-chamba's 5,001st nut (which would also be his final nut) would give birth to "The Chosen One", a being of immense power
- He created “dubstep”
- Because of his name, he is actually a Jo-Jo.